plz talk dirty to me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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