come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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