help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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