I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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