Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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