Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
this boner is exhausting
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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