i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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