You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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