Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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