bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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