careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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