I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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