I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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