Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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