so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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