at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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