Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My life is pants optional.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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