There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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