Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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