My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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