Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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