Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
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We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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