Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
this just has baby written all over it
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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