If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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