I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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