super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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