Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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