I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
