It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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