Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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