no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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