Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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