We're facebook friends in real life
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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