Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
