Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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