I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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