there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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