Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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