I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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