Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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