A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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