Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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