so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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