He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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