people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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