Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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