OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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