you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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