Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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