I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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