What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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