Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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